B'Elanna Torres Syndrome
When sci-fi women are aliens and look like a goddess, but in real life they look like they’ve been living in a dumpster for 20 years and have no idea how to use a shower.
I tried to hook up with a sci-fi woman. She looked like a goddess on screen. In real life, she looked like a raccoon who had a perm and a bad attitude.
My cousin said he’d date any alien woman. I told him, ‘You’d be dating a raccoon with a perm.’
My friend dated an alien woman. She looked like a raccoon who had a perm and a bad attitude.