B'Elanna Torres Syndrome
When sci-fi women are aliens and look like a goddess, but in real life they look like they’ve been living in a garbage bin for 10 years.
My friend said he’d date any alien woman. I told him, ‘You’d be dating a raccoon with a perm.’
I tried to impress my crush by saying I liked sci-fi. She said, ‘I’d rather date the robot.’
My brother got a girlfriend who was an alien on screen. In real life, she looked like a raccoon with a perm.