B.D.P.S.

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B. D. P. S. is when a parent is blind and deaf to everything but their own stupid opinions. They can’t see your talent and can’t hear your music, but they’ll scream about it anyway.
My mom said I play like a toaster. I play like a toaster that won a Grammy.
Dad said my song was ‘okay’ and then played his own karaoke version of ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ on the piano.
My dad said my beat was ‘junk food’ and then ate a whole bag of chips while yelling at me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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B. D. P. S. is like B. P. S. but worse. These parents are so deaf to your music, they think you’re playing in the background of a horror movie.
My mom said my guitar was ‘annoying’ and then played a 10-minute version of ‘Happy Birthday’ on it.
Dad said my beat was ‘too loud’ and then blasted his own beat at full volume.
My mom said my song was ‘bad’ and then tried to sing it in the shower, which was worse.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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B. D. P. S. is when your parents can’t see your talent and can’t hear your music, but they’ll still try to tell you how to be a star. It’s like they’re blind, deaf, and also brain-dead.
My mom said I should be a backup dancer, not a singer. Then she danced to my song like it was the worst thing ever.
Dad said I need to practice more, so he played his own version of my song on the trombone.
My mom said my beat was ‘boring’ and then took a nap to it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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