B.D.P.S.
B. D. P. S. is when your parents can’t see your talent and can’t hear your music, but they’ll still try to tell you how to be a star. It’s like they’re blind, deaf, and also brain-dead.
My mom said I should be a backup dancer, not a singer. Then she danced to my song like it was the worst thing ever.
Dad said I need to practice more, so he played his own version of my song on the trombone.
My mom said my beat was ‘boring’ and then took a nap to it.