B.D.P.S.
B. D. P. S. is like B. P. S. but worse. These parents are so deaf to your music, they think you’re playing in the background of a horror movie.
My mom said my guitar was ‘annoying’ and then played a 10-minute version of ‘Happy Birthday’ on it.
Dad said my beat was ‘too loud’ and then blasted his own beat at full volume.
My mom said my song was ‘bad’ and then tried to sing it in the shower, which was worse.