B.D.P.S.
B. D. P. S. is when a parent is blind and deaf to everything but their own stupid opinions. They can’t see your talent and can’t hear your music, but they’ll scream about it anyway.
My mom said I play like a toaster. I play like a toaster that won a Grammy.
Dad said my song was ‘okay’ and then played his own karaoke version of ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ on the piano.
My dad said my beat was ‘junk food’ and then ate a whole bag of chips while yelling at me.