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My dog just stared at me like I was a ghost. I said, 'You're my best friend, baby!' He walked away.

I told my cat, 'You're the king of the litter box, baby!' He meowed once and went back to sleep.

My parrot said, 'You're the dumbest human I've ever seen!' I said, 'You're my baby!' He cussed me out.

I told my fish, 'You're my love of my life, baby!' He didn't even swim.

My hamster said, 'I'm not your baby, I'm your prisoner!' I told him, 'You're my baby, you're my prisoner!' He rolled over.

I said to my bird, 'You're the bestest bird in the whole wide world, baby!' He said, 'You're the worstest human in the whole wide world!'

I told my dog, 'You're my baby, my best friend, my everything!' He said, 'I'm just a dog, you're just a stupid human.'

My turtle said, 'You're my baby, I'm your pet!' I said, 'You're my baby, I'm your human!' He blinked at me.

I said, 'You're my baby, my love, my life!' My parrot said, 'You're my baby, my annoyance, my life!'