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what comes out when you're being a stupid baby to your pets and it sounds like you're talking to a drunk goat
My dog just stared at me like I was a ghost. I said, 'You're my best friend, baby!' He walked away.
I told my cat, 'You're the king of the litter box, baby!' He meowed once and went back to sleep.
My parrot said, 'You're the dumbest human I've ever seen!' I said, 'You're my baby!' He cussed me out.