babooshk - the dumb stuff you say to your pets when you’re trying to be

the dumb stuff you say to your pets when you’re trying to be cute but you’re just being annoying

I told my dog, 'You're my baby, my best friend, my everything!' He said, 'I'm just a dog, you're just a stupid human.'

My turtle said, 'You're my baby, I'm your pet!' I said, 'You're my baby, I'm your human!' He blinked at me.

I said, 'You're my baby, my love, my life!' My parrot said, 'You're my baby, my annoyance, my life!'