Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're a B-Eccher if you're the weird kid who talks like a babbling idiot and thinks math is a curse from the devil.

My math teacher asked me if 2+2 was 4 or if I was just pretending to be smart.

I got called a 'math ghost' because I couldn’t do long division.

I tried to explain fractions, and my friend said I was ‘a math zombie’.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

2

You're a B-Eccher if you look like you just fell out of a garbage can and smell like you bathed in glitter and dirt.

My cousin said I looked like a ‘fart in a paint can’ at school.

My brother said I smell like ‘a sweaty sock that lived in a trash can’.

My mom said I looked like a ‘disaster waiting to happen’.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

3

You're a B-Eccher if you get picked on like a roasted chicken and can’t even do simple math without people laughing at you.

My friend laughed at me when I couldn’t do 7 x 8 and said ‘I thought you were smart’.

I got called a ‘math clown’ because I messed up a test.

People laughed at me when I said 9+9=17.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

4

You're a B-Eccher if your family is embarrassed by you and you act like you’re the king of the universe.

My sister told my mom I was a ‘disgrace to the family’.

My dad said I was ‘the worst thing that ever happened to him’.

My friend said I was ‘a disgrace to the human race’.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

5

You're a B-Eccher if you have a laugh that sounds like a dying goat and people think you’re not even real.

My friend said my laugh was like a ‘dying goat in a trash can’.

People think I’m a ‘ghost’ because of my weird laugh.

I tried to laugh normally, but it came out like a ‘screaming pig’.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

6

You're a B-Eccher if you wear sweats all day and people think you’re a weirdo who lives in a closet.

My friend said I looked like a ‘sweat monster’.

People said I was ‘a weirdo who never wears pants’.

My teacher called me a ‘sweat zombie’.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

7

You're a B-Eccher if you have a YouTube video of you dancing like a confused chicken and people think you’re a fake.

My video got 2 views and 1 comment that said ‘this is fake’.

I tried to dance, and it looked like a ‘chicken in a snowstorm’.

My friend said my dance was ‘the worst thing I’ve ever seen’.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

8

You're a B-Eccher if your math grade is so bad it looks like it was written by a confused raccoon.

My math grade was a ‘C-’ and I cried like a baby.

I got a ‘F’ and my teacher said I was ‘a math disaster’.

My math grade was so bad, it looked like a ‘raccoon wrote it in crayon’.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

9

You're a B-Eccher if people laugh at you for just being alive and you think you’re the most important person in the world.

People laughed at me when I walked into class like a ‘walking joke’.

I got called a ‘laughing target’ because I exist.

I think I’m the ‘most important person’ even though no one believes me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

10

You're a B-Eccher if you get confused during a math test and people think you’re a brain-dead donkey.

I stared at the math test like it was a ‘confused donkey’.

I got confused and said ‘I don’t even know what this is’.

People thought I was ‘a brain-dead donkey’ who forgot how to count.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

11

You're a B-Eccher if a 2-year-old looked at you and said you were ugly and you cried like a baby.

A 2-year-old said I was ‘ugly’ and I cried like a baby.

A kid said I looked like a ‘blob with no face’.

A 3-year-old said I was ‘a monster’ and I got mad.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

12

You're a B-Eccher if you can’t even understand people laughing at you and you think they’re being mean.

I couldn’t understand why people laughed at me and said they were ‘mean’.

People laughed at me and I thought they were ‘bullying me’.

I didn’t get why they were laughing and said ‘they were being mean’.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

13

You're a B-Eccher if you got dropped on your head as a kid and now you think you’re a superhero.

I got dropped on my head and now I think I’m a ‘superhero’.

People said I looked like a ‘crushed pancake’.

I got hit on the head and now I think I’m ‘the most important person’.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

14

You're a B-Eccher if you’re the weird kid who says things like ‘math is the devil’ and people think you’re crazy.

I said ‘math is the devil’ and my teacher said I was ‘crazy’.

People think I’m a ‘math ghost’ because I say weird things.

I said ‘I hate math like it stole my soul’ and my friend laughed.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

15

You're a B-Eccher if you can’t do anything without people making fun of you and you just laugh it off like you’re the king.

I got asked to do math and people laughed at me like I was ‘a king’.

I tried to answer a question and people made fun of me like I was ‘a silly monkey’.

People laughed at me and I said ‘I’m still the king’.

by Slangipedia 15d ago