B-Eccher - You're a B-Eccher if you got dropped on your head as a kid a

You're a B-Eccher if you got dropped on your head as a kid and now you think you’re a superhero.

I got dropped on my head and now I think I’m a ‘superhero’.

People said I looked like a ‘crushed pancake’.

I got hit on the head and now I think I’m ‘the most important person’.