B-Eccher - You're a B-Eccher if you're the weird kid who talks like a b

You're a B-Eccher if you're the weird kid who talks like a babbling idiot and thinks math is a curse from the devil.

My math teacher asked me if 2+2 was 4 or if I was just pretending to be smart.

I got called a 'math ghost' because I couldn’t do long division.

I tried to explain fractions, and my friend said I was ‘a math zombie’.