B-Eccher - You're a B-Eccher if you look like you just fell out of a ga

You're a B-Eccher if you look like you just fell out of a garbage can and smell like you bathed in glitter and dirt.

My cousin said I looked like a ‘fart in a paint can’ at school.

My brother said I smell like ‘a sweaty sock that lived in a trash can’.

My mom said I looked like a ‘disaster waiting to happen’.