B Dodhia

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A B Dodhia is a total moron who yells at you for doing your hair or rolling up your blazer sleeves. They show up with a ruler and a goddamn attitude, measuring your skirt like it’s a math test.
My B Dodhia neighbor came over and measured my skirt like I was a fashion model in a math class.
He yelled at me for rolling up my blazer cuffs. I had to stand there and take it.
He said my hair was 'too wild.' I told him to go back to his ruler and math problems.
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A B Dodhia is a goddamn lunatic who thinks they’re in charge of your outfit. They come up to you with a ruler and a face like they just failed a math test.
My B Dodhia aunt came over and measured my skirt like I was a fashion disaster.
He screamed at me for having my hair done. I told him to go back to his ruler and his lunacy.
He said my blazer cuffs were 'too short.' I said he was 'too dumb.'
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A B Dodhia is a total idiot who thinks your skirt has to be exactly at your knees. They show up with a ruler, a goddamn attitude, and no life.
My B Dodhia cousin came over and measured my skirt like I was on a math team.
He yelled at me for rolling up my blazer cuffs. I said, 'You’re the one with the ruler.'
He said my hair was 'too messy.' I said, 'You’re too much.'
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