B Dodhia
A B Dodhia is a total moron who yells at you for doing your hair or rolling up your blazer sleeves. They show up with a ruler and a goddamn attitude, measuring your skirt like it’s a math test.
My B Dodhia neighbor came over and measured my skirt like I was a fashion model in a math class.
He yelled at me for rolling up my blazer cuffs. I had to stand there and take it.
He said my hair was 'too wild.' I told him to go back to his ruler and math problems.