B Dodhia
A B Dodhia is a goddamn lunatic who thinks they’re in charge of your outfit. They come up to you with a ruler and a face like they just failed a math test.
My B Dodhia aunt came over and measured my skirt like I was a fashion disaster.
He screamed at me for having my hair done. I told him to go back to his ruler and his lunacy.
He said my blazer cuffs were 'too short.' I said he was 'too dumb.'