B Dodhia
A B Dodhia is a total idiot who thinks your skirt has to be exactly at your knees. They show up with a ruler, a goddamn attitude, and no life.
My B Dodhia cousin came over and measured my skirt like I was on a math team.
He yelled at me for rolling up my blazer cuffs. I said, 'You’re the one with the ruler.'
He said my hair was 'too messy.' I said, 'You’re too much.'