A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

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A penguin who likes his fish fried and slides on ice like he's been drinking and has no brain

The penguin slid into the ocean and said, 'I don’t care if the fish is burnt, I’m still cool.'

He tried to waddle up the slope and fell flat on his face. Classic.

He cooked the fish on a slope and said, 'This is how I roll.'

A penguin who eats his fish like it's a curse and slides on ice like it's a holy mission

He ate the fish and said, 'I don’t care if it’s undercooked, I’m still the king of the slope.'

He slid down the slope and yelled, 'This is the only way to eat fish!'

He tried to cook the fish on a slope and said, 'I’m not doing this again.'

A penguin who likes his fish cooked and slides on ice like he’s got a death wish

He slid down the slope and said, 'I’m not afraid of falling. I’m afraid of not sliding.'

He cooked his fish on a slope and said, 'This is the best meal I’ve ever had.'

He tried to waddle up the slope and fell into the ocean. Again.

A penguin who burns his fish and slides on ice like it's a daily ritual and he's cursed

He burned the fish and said, 'This is the best I can do. I'm cursed.'

He slid down the slope and yelled, 'I live for this!'

He tried to cook the fish on the slope and said, 'I'm not doing this again. I'm cursed.'

A penguin who eats his fish like it's a crime and slides on ice like he’s trying to escape

He ate the fish and said, 'I didn’t cook it. I stole it. And I’m not sorry.'

He slid down the slope and said, 'I’m escaping this fish curse.'

He tried to waddle up the slope and said, 'I’m not getting caught again.'

A penguin who burns his fish and slides on ice like it's a punishment from the gods

He slid down the slope and said, 'The gods are punishing me for burning my fish.'

He cooked the fish on the slope and said, 'This is my punishment.'

He tried to waddle up the slope and fell in the ocean. The gods are watching.