A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope
A penguin who likes his fish cooked and slides on ice like he’s got a death wish
He slid down the slope and said, 'I’m not afraid of falling. I’m afraid of not sliding.'
He cooked his fish on a slope and said, 'This is the best meal I’ve ever had.'
He tried to waddle up the slope and fell into the ocean. Again.