A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope
A penguin who eats his fish like it's a crime and slides on ice like he’s trying to escape
He ate the fish and said, 'I didn’t cook it. I stole it. And I’m not sorry.'
He slid down the slope and said, 'I’m escaping this fish curse.'
He tried to waddle up the slope and said, 'I’m not getting caught again.'