A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope
A penguin who eats his fish like it's a curse and slides on ice like it's a holy mission
He ate the fish and said, 'I don’t care if it’s undercooked, I’m still the king of the slope.'
He slid down the slope and yelled, 'This is the only way to eat fish!'
He tried to cook the fish on a slope and said, 'I’m not doing this again.'