a nigel suicide speed wank

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you’re jacking off right before you blow your brains out, you yell out Mum!!! (she smells like dead feet and old pizza), bring my dinner up now, or I’ll rip your face off before she even gets in your room

Mum!!! (she’s wearing my old socks and my brother’s farts), I need my dinner now or I’ll end you!

Mum!!! (she’s got a mouth full of dirt and my dad’s hair), bring my dinner or I’ll kick your ass!

Mum!!! (she’s got a nose full of snot and my sister’s homework), I need my dinner or I’ll punch you in the face!

by Slangipedia 6d ago

you’re getting off right before you explode, you scream Mum!!! (she’s covered in dirt and my dog’s hair), bring my dinner up or I’ll kill you before she even enters your room

Mum!!! (she’s wearing my shirt and my dog’s socks), I need my dinner or I’ll kill you!

Mum!!! (she’s got a face full of snot and my brother’s breakfast), bring my dinner or I’ll end you!

Mum!!! (she’s got a mouth full of snot and my sister’s farts), I need my dinner now or I’ll destroy you!

by Slangipedia 6d ago

you’re getting off right before you blow your brains out, you yell Mum!!! (she reeks of old pizza and my dog’s farts), bring my dinner now or I’ll murder you before she even gets in your room

Mum!!! (she’s got a nose full of snot and my dad’s hair), bring my dinner or I’ll murder you!

Mum!!! (she’s got a mouth full of snot and my dog’s socks), I need my dinner or I’ll murder you!

Mum!!! (she’s covered in dirt and my brother’s breakfast), bring my dinner now or I’ll kill you!

by Slangipedia 6d ago