a nigel suicide speed wank
you’re getting off right before you blow your brains out, you yell Mum!!! (she reeks of old pizza and my dog’s farts), bring my dinner now or I’ll murder you before she even gets in your room
Mum!!! (she’s got a nose full of snot and my dad’s hair), bring my dinner or I’ll murder you!
Mum!!! (she’s got a mouth full of snot and my dog’s socks), I need my dinner or I’ll murder you!
Mum!!! (she’s covered in dirt and my brother’s breakfast), bring my dinner now or I’ll kill you!