a nigel suicide speed wank
you’re getting off right before you explode, you scream Mum!!! (she’s covered in dirt and my dog’s hair), bring my dinner up or I’ll kill you before she even enters your room
Mum!!! (she’s wearing my shirt and my dog’s socks), I need my dinner or I’ll kill you!
Mum!!! (she’s got a face full of snot and my brother’s breakfast), bring my dinner or I’ll end you!
Mum!!! (she’s got a mouth full of snot and my sister’s farts), I need my dinner now or I’ll destroy you!