a nigel suicide speed wank
you’re jacking off right before you blow your brains out, you yell out Mum!!! (she smells like dead feet and old pizza), bring my dinner up now, or I’ll rip your face off before she even gets in your room
Mum!!! (she’s wearing my old socks and my brother’s farts), I need my dinner now or I’ll end you!
Mum!!! (she’s got a mouth full of dirt and my dad’s hair), bring my dinner or I’ll kick your ass!
Mum!!! (she’s got a nose full of snot and my sister’s homework), I need my dinner or I’ll punch you in the face!