a myspace sunday

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a myspace sunday is when your friends log on like it's the apocalypse and post about their weekend like they won the lottery. it’s also when you spam messages and get replies so fast it feels like your friends are watching you through a peephole.
"i went to the mall and bought 10 shirts. i looked like a rich kid. you looked like a broke kid."
"i had sex. you had a nap. congrats."
"you didn't message me back. i thought you died."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a myspace sunday is when your friends come online like they’re in a war and post about their weekend like they’re the hero. you message them and they reply so fast it’s like they’re right next to you, breathing down your neck.
"i went to the mall and bought 10 shirts. you bought 1 shirt and it was ugly."
"i had sex. you had a nap. you're a loser."
"you didn't message me. i thought you got hit by a bus."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a myspace sunday is when your friends come online like it's a school day and post about their weekend like they're famous. you message them and they reply so fast it feels like they're in your house with a megaphone.
"i went to the mall and bought 10 shirts. you went to the mall and bought one shirt and it was ugly."
"i had sex. you had a nap. you're a failure."
"you didn't message me back. i thought you got hit by a bus and died."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a myspace sunday is when your friends log on like it’s a surprise party and update about their weekend like it’s a big deal. you message them and they reply so fast it feels like they’re reading your thoughts.
"i went to the mall and bought 10 shirts. you went to the mall and bought one shirt and it was ugly."
"i had sex. you had a nap. you're a failure."
"you didn't message me back. i thought you got hit by a bus and died."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a myspace sunday is when your friends come online like they’re trying to save the world and post about their weekend like they’re the main character. you message them and they reply so fast it feels like they're in your brain.
"i went to the mall and bought 10 shirts. you went to the mall and bought one shirt and it was ugly."
"i had sex. you had a nap. you're a failure."
"you didn't message me back. i thought you got hit by a bus and died."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a myspace sunday is when your friends log on like they're on a mission and update about their weekend like it's a big deal. you message them and they reply so fast it feels like they're in your house with a loudspeaker.
"i went to the mall and bought 10 shirts. you went to the mall and bought one shirt and it was ugly."
"i had sex. you had a nap. you're a failure."
"you didn't message me back. i thought you got hit by a bus and died."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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