a myspace sunday
a myspace sunday is when your friends come online like it's a school day and post about their weekend like they're famous. you message them and they reply so fast it feels like they're in your house with a megaphone.
"i went to the mall and bought 10 shirts. you went to the mall and bought one shirt and it was ugly."
"i had sex. you had a nap. you're a failure."
"you didn't message me back. i thought you got hit by a bus and died."