a myspace sunday
a myspace sunday is when your friends log on like it’s a surprise party and update about their weekend like it’s a big deal. you message them and they reply so fast it feels like they’re reading your thoughts.
"i went to the mall and bought 10 shirts. you went to the mall and bought one shirt and it was ugly."
"i had sex. you had a nap. you're a failure."
"you didn't message me back. i thought you got hit by a bus and died."