a myspace sunday
a myspace sunday is when your friends come online like they’re trying to save the world and post about their weekend like they’re the main character. you message them and they reply so fast it feels like they're in your brain.
"i went to the mall and bought 10 shirts. you went to the mall and bought one shirt and it was ugly."
"i had sex. you had a nap. you're a failure."
"you didn't message me back. i thought you got hit by a bus and died."