a myspace stalker/wannabe

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a kid who stares at your myspace like it’s the last piece of pizza and they’re the only one who cares. they copy your whole life just to feel special, even if they have to steal your pics to make it happen. they’re usually a whiny teen with no life.

@jessie_212 i saw your profile 12 times today and i still don’t know why you wear glitter on your face

why do you have 400 songs? i only have 12 and i already hate my life

i copied your bio, but i still feel like a failure

by Slangipedia 5d ago

a loser who thinks your myspace is the greatest thing since chicken nuggets. they check it every hour, try to look cool, and still have no idea what they’re doing. they’re probably also crying in a bathroom.

i saw your profile 7 times this week and i still don’t know why you like ketchup

i changed my name to match yours, but i still feel like a weirdo

i stole your pic and now i feel guilty

by Slangipedia 5d ago

a kid who thinks your myspace is a treasure map. they follow you everywhere online, copy your style, and still think they’re better than you. they’re probably also eating a sandwich at 3 am.

why do you like jazz? i like jazz now and i still hate myself

i wore your shirt to school and now i feel like a fake

i changed my background to match yours, but it still looks stupid

by Slangipedia 5d ago

a kid who thinks your myspace is the best thing since free candy. they check it nonstop, copy your every move, and still think they’re the main character. they’re probably also screaming into a pillow.

i saw your profile 10 times and i still don’t know why you like tacos

i stole your bio and now i feel like a thief

i copied your music and now i feel like a loser

by Slangipedia 5d ago

a kid who thinks your myspace is the key to life. they check it like it’s their job, copy your life, and still think they’re better than you. they’re probably also crying in a closet.

i saw your profile 8 times today and i still don’t know why you like pizza

i copied your style and now i look like a joke

i stole your pic and now i feel like a fraud

by Slangipedia 5d ago

a kid who thinks your myspace is the best thing since free snacks. they check it every hour, copy your life, and still think they’re the best. they’re probably also screaming into a wall.

i saw your profile 9 times and i still don’t know why you like cereal

i copied your bio and now i feel like a fake

i stole your pic and now i feel like a loser

by Slangipedia 5d ago