a myspace stalker/wannabe
a loser who thinks your myspace is the greatest thing since chicken nuggets. they check it every hour, try to look cool, and still have no idea what they’re doing. they’re probably also crying in a bathroom.
i saw your profile 7 times this week and i still don’t know why you like ketchup
i changed my name to match yours, but i still feel like a weirdo
i stole your pic and now i feel guilty