a myspace stalker/wannabe
a kid who thinks your myspace is the best thing since free candy. they check it nonstop, copy your every move, and still think they’re the main character. they’re probably also screaming into a pillow.
i saw your profile 10 times and i still don’t know why you like tacos
i stole your bio and now i feel like a thief
i copied your music and now i feel like a loser