a myspace stalker/wannabe
a kid who thinks your myspace is the best thing since free snacks. they check it every hour, copy your life, and still think they’re the best. they’re probably also screaming into a wall.
i saw your profile 9 times and i still don’t know why you like cereal
i copied your bio and now i feel like a fake
i stole your pic and now i feel like a loser