A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE

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A stinking piece of trash who makes life worse just by existing; the kind of person who makes you want to punch a hole in the wall and then lick it.
I saw him eat a taco at 3 a. m. and it was a crime against humanity.
He tried to flirt with my dog and it was the saddest thing I've ever seen.
He used the word 'sophisticated' wrong and it broke my soul.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A walking disaster who thinks they're the main character of a movie when they're really just the sidekick of a toilet.
He called his mom ‘the queen of the universe’ and it was the worst thing I’ve ever heard.
He tried to rap and it was like a cat had a seizure and sang it.
He tried to fix my computer and now I have three viruses and a bruise.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A person so bad they make the moon look like it’s having a bad day; the kind of person who brings out the worst in everyone around them.
He cried during a horror movie and it was like the movie was crying too.
He tried to cook and turned my kitchen into a war zone.
He told a joke and it was so bad it made the floor laugh.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A human disgrace who would make a dead fish blush; the kind of person who makes you question why you were born.
He tried to be funny and it was like a broken toaster trying to sing.
He told me his life story and it was longer than my patience.
He tried to dance and it was like watching a goat try to do the twist.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A piece of living garbage who thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread; the kind of person who makes you want to throw them out with the trash.
He tried to be cool and it was like a pigeon wearing a crown.
He told a joke and it was so bad it made the sky frown.
He tried to be a leader and it was like a lost puppy trying to be a lion.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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