A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE
A walking disaster who thinks they're the main character of a movie when they're really just the sidekick of a toilet.
He called his mom ‘the queen of the universe’ and it was the worst thing I’ve ever heard.
He tried to rap and it was like a cat had a seizure and sang it.
He tried to fix my computer and now I have three viruses and a bruise.