A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE
A stinking piece of trash who makes life worse just by existing; the kind of person who makes you want to punch a hole in the wall and then lick it.
I saw him eat a taco at 3 a. m. and it was a crime against humanity.
He tried to flirt with my dog and it was the saddest thing I've ever seen.
He used the word 'sophisticated' wrong and it broke my soul.