A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE
A piece of living garbage who thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread; the kind of person who makes you want to throw them out with the trash.
He tried to be cool and it was like a pigeon wearing a crown.
He told a joke and it was so bad it made the sky frown.
He tried to be a leader and it was like a lost puppy trying to be a lion.