A Ghetto Condom

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A cheapo who wraps their junk in seran wrap because they’re too broke to buy a real condom and hope no one notices their ass looks like a trash bag.

My cousin used seran wrap and now he smells like a trash can.

My uncle tried to save money and now he’s got a rash from that stupid wrap.

My brother’s girlfriend walked out on him after he used seran wrap like it was a luxury.

When you're too broke to buy a condom, you wrap your junk in seran wrap, and then you realize you’re just asking for trouble.

I tried seran wrap and now I feel like a sad hot dog in a trash bag.

I used seran wrap and my girlfriend left me for a guy with a real condom.

I wrapped my junk in seran wrap and now I have a rash that looks like a pizza.

A banana peel stuck on your junk like a weird hat, taped up with duct tape, and it’s basically a free abortion for your future kid.

My friend used a banana peel and now he can’t walk because it’s stuck on his junk.

I tried the banana peel trick and now I have a future kid who’s going to hate me.

My cousin used a banana peel and now he’s got a future kid who’s going to be born with a rash.

A sock, big or small, used to cover up your junk like you’re trying to hide a crime.

My dad used a sock and now he looks like a criminal.

I used a sock and my girlfriend said I looked like a foot.

My brother used a sock and now he smells like a gym sock.

A fake condom made from seran wrap, and it’s basically just a trash bag for your junk.

I used seran wrap and it looked like I wrapped my junk in a trash bag.

My friend used seran wrap and now he’s got a rash from the trash bag.

I used seran wrap and now I feel like I’m in a dumpster.