A Ghetto Condom
A banana peel stuck on your junk like a weird hat, taped up with duct tape, and it’s basically a free abortion for your future kid.
My friend used a banana peel and now he can’t walk because it’s stuck on his junk.
I tried the banana peel trick and now I have a future kid who’s going to hate me.
My cousin used a banana peel and now he’s got a future kid who’s going to be born with a rash.