A Ghetto Condom - When you're too broke to buy a condom, you wrap your junk in

When you're too broke to buy a condom, you wrap your junk in seran wrap, and then you realize you’re just asking for trouble.

I tried seran wrap and now I feel like a sad hot dog in a trash bag.

I used seran wrap and my girlfriend left me for a guy with a real condom.

I wrapped my junk in seran wrap and now I have a rash that looks like a pizza.