A Ghetto Condom - A fake condom made from seran wrap, and it’s basically just

A fake condom made from seran wrap, and it’s basically just a trash bag for your junk.

I used seran wrap and it looked like I wrapped my junk in a trash bag.

My friend used seran wrap and now he’s got a rash from the trash bag.

I used seran wrap and now I feel like I’m in a dumpster.