a full-on monet
A full-on monet is like someone who seems fine from afar, but when you get closer, they’re a total disaster. They’re like a bad Instagram post that you realize is just a bunch of filters.
He looked cool from the sidewalk, but when I saw him in the office, he was wearing pajamas and eating a donut at 11 AM.
That girl looked normal from the bus, but she had a full face of glitter and a side of raccoon eyes.
My friend’s crush looked like a model from the party, but he had a beard full of dirt and a mouth full of garlic.