a full-on monet

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A full-on monet is someone who looks hot from a distance but turns into a total disaster when you get up close. Like a bad filter that falls off.
My crush looked like a model from across the room, but when I got close, I saw a greasy hairball.
That guy looked like a prince from the bus, but he smelled like old socks and regret.
She was the bomb from the hallway, but in person she was a hot mess with a face full of zits.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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A full-on monet is like someone who seems fine from afar, but when you get closer, they’re a total disaster. They’re like a bad Instagram post that you realize is just a bunch of filters.
He looked cool from the sidewalk, but when I saw him in the office, he was wearing pajamas and eating a donut at 11 AM.
That girl looked normal from the bus, but she had a full face of glitter and a side of raccoon eyes.
My friend’s crush looked like a model from the party, but he had a beard full of dirt and a mouth full of garlic.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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A full-on monet is when someone looks decent from a ways off but turns into a total mess when you get up close. It’s like being fooled by a low-res photo.
That guy looked like a rockstar from the stage, but up close, he had a face full of acne and a shirt that looked like it had been worn for a month.
She was the belle of the ball from the dance floor, but when I got close, I saw her wearing socks with sandals and eating a cheeseburger.
My teacher looked like a movie star from the hallway, but up close, she had a head full of hair clips and a mouth full of coffee.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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