A Dong of Ice and Fire

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When a guy sneaks IcyHot cream into his roommate’s lube to turn his solo time into a burning hell.

I put IcyHot in his lube. Now he’s screaming every time he jacks off.

He thought he was getting a massage. He got a flaming slap on the wrist.

I replaced his lube with IcyHot. He’s now a human ice cream cone on fire.

A guy swaps his roommate’s regular lube for IcyHot so he can suffer while he comes.

I put IcyHot in his lube. Now he’s screaming every time he jacks off.

He used my lube and now he thinks he’s in a sauna with a chainsaw.

He thought he was getting a massage. He got a flaming slap on the wrist.

When you trick your roommate into using IcyHot instead of lube so he feels like he’s being burned by a dragon.

I replaced his lube with IcyHot. Now he’s screaming like he’s being roasted alive.

He used my lube and now he thinks he’s in a sauna with a chainsaw.

He tried to jack off and now he’s got a flaming stick up his butt.

You swap your roommate’s lube with IcyHot so he gets a fiery surprise during his solo time.

He tried to jack off and now he’s got a flaming stick up his butt.

He used my lube and now he’s screaming like a baby in a volcano.

I put IcyHot in his lube. Now he’s screaming every time he jacks off.

You mess with your roommate’s lube by putting IcyHot in it so he gets a burning surprise.

He used my lube and now he’s screaming like a baby in a volcano.

He thought he was getting a massage. He got a flaming slap on the wrist.

He tried to jack off and now he’s got a flaming stick up his butt.

When you trick your roommate into using IcyHot instead of lube so he feels like he’s being burned alive.

He used my lube and now he’s screaming like a baby in a volcano.

He tried to jack off and now he’s got a flaming stick up his butt.

I replaced his lube with IcyHot. Now he’s screaming every time he jacks off.