A Dong of Ice and Fire
A guy swaps his roommate’s regular lube for IcyHot so he can suffer while he comes.
I put IcyHot in his lube. Now he’s screaming every time he jacks off.
He used my lube and now he thinks he’s in a sauna with a chainsaw.
He thought he was getting a massage. He got a flaming slap on the wrist.