A Dong of Ice and Fire
When you trick your roommate into using IcyHot instead of lube so he feels like he’s being burned by a dragon.
I replaced his lube with IcyHot. Now he’s screaming like he’s being roasted alive.
He used my lube and now he thinks he’s in a sauna with a chainsaw.
He tried to jack off and now he’s got a flaming stick up his butt.