A Dong of Ice and Fire
When you trick your roommate into using IcyHot instead of lube so he feels like he’s being burned alive.
He used my lube and now he’s screaming like a baby in a volcano.
He tried to jack off and now he’s got a flaming stick up his butt.
I replaced his lube with IcyHot. Now he’s screaming every time he jacks off.