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A chill. A meet-up. Basically a hangout where no one has a plan but everyone shows up.
Hey, wanna grab coffee? I’ll know where I am when I get there.
I’m meeting my friends. I’ll be there. Maybe.
This is a meet-up. I’m here. I think.
a bumble
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A person who trips over their own feet and still manages to be cute. Like a clumsy puppy with a crush on you.
He walked into a door. Then he smiled at me. I fell for him.
She dropped her phone in a puddle. I texted her: ‘You’re still hot.’
He bumped into a wall and said, ‘I’m fine. I’m just a bumble.’
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A fancy version of Tinder with more hot chicks and less guys who think they’re special because they’ve had 3 drinks.
I matched with 10 girls. None of them showed up. One texted me: ‘I’m busy. My dog is dying.’
She texted me 20 times. I only replied once. She said, ‘You’re ignoring me.’
He matched with 20 girls. He said, ‘I’m a legend.’
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When someone mumbles and crashes into stuff like a drunk elephant on a rampage.
He walked into a wall. Then he said, ‘I’m fine.’
She bumped into a chair and fell on the floor. She said, ‘I’m okay.’
He walked into a car and said, ‘I’m just bumbling.’
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Swiping on Bumble. It’s like playing a game where you hope the other person isn’t a total loser.
I swiped right. She said, ‘I’m a CEO.’ I said, ‘Okay.’
He swiped left. I said, ‘You’re a loser.’ He said, ‘You’re a bumble.’
I swiped right. She said, ‘I’m a world traveler.’ I said, ‘You’ve been to 3 countries.’
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Like Tinder but for rich guys who think they’re famous because they’ve been to 10 countries and work in finance.
He said, ‘I’m a CEO.’ I said, ‘You’re a finance bro.’
She said, ‘I’m a world traveler.’ I said, ‘You’ve been to 5 countries.’
He said, ‘I’m a co-founder.’ I said, ‘You’re just a bumble.’
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A pill you take in Belfast. It’s called bumble because it makes you feel like a bumblebee on speed.
I took a bumble. I said, ‘I’m a bumblebee.’
She took a bumble. She said, ‘I’m flying.’
He took a bumble. He said, ‘I’m a bee.’