a bumble
Swiping on Bumble. It’s like playing a game where you hope the other person isn’t a total loser.
I swiped right. She said, ‘I’m a CEO.’ I said, ‘Okay.’
He swiped left. I said, ‘You’re a loser.’ He said, ‘You’re a bumble.’
I swiped right. She said, ‘I’m a world traveler.’ I said, ‘You’ve been to 3 countries.’