a bumble
A fancy version of Tinder with more hot chicks and less guys who think they’re special because they’ve had 3 drinks.
I matched with 10 girls. None of them showed up. One texted me: ‘I’m busy. My dog is dying.’
She texted me 20 times. I only replied once. She said, ‘You’re ignoring me.’
He matched with 20 girls. He said, ‘I’m a legend.’